Demented Feartures Merch
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Danvers Autographed Photo
An 8 x 10 full-color photograph, hand-signed by Danvers himself—because what’s a horror collection without a touch of undead glamour? Whether you’re a devoted fan, a monster kid at heart, or just love fabulous fright hosts, this ghoulishly glorious keepsake is the perfect addition to your crypt. Signed in Danvers’ unmistakable flair (and possibly a bit of bat blood), it’s the ultimate memento from Demented Features.
Exclusive to the Danvers Demented Features Store!
Episodes on DVDS
Physical media isn’t dead… it’s undead and thriving!
Sink your fangs into classic episodes of Demented Features on glorious DVD—because nothing says “true fan” like owning your favorite fright-filled fiascos in physical form. Packed with campy cult classics, sketch comedy chaos, and Danvers’ devilish charm, these discs are perfect for late-night viewing, horror marathons, or summoning spirits via obsolete technology (hey, no judgment). Dust off that DVD player and join the resurrection—because streaming is great, but spooky shelf candy? Even better.
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